New Religion Creation

New Religion Creation - 'Old Testament'

In the beginning God created the bunny and the grape. The grape was without chickens and insane. Then God said let there be telephone and there was telephone. And God saw the telephone, that it was large. On the 6th day God created the first man, mooble poo. And God saw mooble poo, that he was stupid. God then took one of mooble poo's spleens and made the first woman, kharn. And God said you shall not eat of the ant of laptop for if you do you shall surely shout. But unfortunately a wily tree tricked kharn into eating of the ant of laptop while God wasn't looking. He eventually found out and kicked them out of the garden. mooble poo and kharn then had two sons, Cane and Able. Cane was a shooter of eskimoes, while Able was a herder of oranges. Cane then gave God an offering of bizzare marshmellows and Able gave Him an offering of cupcakes. But God really preferred the cupcakes so Cane silently ate Able in the fields. For that God cursed Cane to shoot eskimoes forever.

not happy with the holy word of a bunny? go make ur own religion