Plot: Some chick flips out and kills people. Like a ninja.
Review: This was a highly disturbing movie where lots of people die and there are swords and guns and other people-killing devices. The most disturbing part was when the old kung-fu master guy stroked his beard. And stroked his beard. And stroked his beard. I thought his beard was going to ejaculate.
So, how many ticket stubs would I give to watch this movie in a cinema again?
4 and a half - but they would be the broken shards of a Hattori Hanzo katana.
(http://movieticketstubs.cjb.net)
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Friday, April 23, 2004
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