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Thursday, April 29, 2004
aah progress
today.. stuff happened.. i finally got my Happy Tree Friends DVDs.. wooo!
played it soon as i got home from work. heh. suffice to say my mum hated it.. and my dad actually found it funny, which was wierd in itself. im still wading through all the eposodes and extras as i speak. funny stuff, a lot of episodes from the first disc are on the website now though >_<
also.. in reference to the biznortch if evil biznorch from the weekend.. i FINALLY got in contact with her, which was impressive enough for me. and although she was cooperative.. she didnt actually provide me any info.. guess ill see what happens after i get some quotes tomorrow morning..
anywhoo.. im off
played it soon as i got home from work. heh. suffice to say my mum hated it.. and my dad actually found it funny, which was wierd in itself. im still wading through all the eposodes and extras as i speak. funny stuff, a lot of episodes from the first disc are on the website now though >_<
also.. in reference to the biznortch if evil biznorch from the weekend.. i FINALLY got in contact with her, which was impressive enough for me. and although she was cooperative.. she didnt actually provide me any info.. guess ill see what happens after i get some quotes tomorrow morning..
anywhoo.. im off
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
stupid fuzzy hu-mons
ah.. time for me to rant about a particular incident that happened on ze weekend on my merry way to watch kill bill v2 @ the movies on sat night.
drivin along, like a happy chappy and i come to a T intersection with lights that were red, so well, having a higher IQ than a marshmellow, i stopped. Whilst contemplating the number of flesh eating undead zombie bunnies i would need to take over the world, the light turned green, BUT alas! coming through the newly formed red light of the intersection was an ambulance in flashy-light-make-noise mode.
so hey, i figured i shall remain stationary and let these hu-mons pass so i can destroy them another day. Then, simply expecting the events to unfold.. BEHOLD some careless wench decided to slam into my ass. (the cars rear end u perverted vermin O_o) twas only a low speed smack.. but enough to cause some bendy damage to the car..
well that pissed me off.. anyway, got out of the car and asked the *(&%cow woman if she saw the ambulance. "yes of course, but the light was green!" she goes, well i say "its an ambulance your SUPPOSED to let it through", "but the light was GREEN" she says again, "i was letting the ambulance though, someone could die" i say.. well that shut her up for like 2 seconds.. ranting on about how i caused this accident by being stationary and letting an ambulance through the intersection when i should of just zoomed on.. ugh.. still makes me angry...
drivin along, like a happy chappy and i come to a T intersection with lights that were red, so well, having a higher IQ than a marshmellow, i stopped. Whilst contemplating the number of flesh eating undead zombie bunnies i would need to take over the world, the light turned green, BUT alas! coming through the newly formed red light of the intersection was an ambulance in flashy-light-make-noise mode.
so hey, i figured i shall remain stationary and let these hu-mons pass so i can destroy them another day. Then, simply expecting the events to unfold.. BEHOLD some careless wench decided to slam into my ass. (the cars rear end u perverted vermin O_o) twas only a low speed smack.. but enough to cause some bendy damage to the car..
well that pissed me off.. anyway, got out of the car and asked the *(&%
Friday, April 23, 2004
Kill Bill vol. 2
Plot: Some chick flips out and kills people. Like a ninja.
Review: This was a highly disturbing movie where lots of people die and there are swords and guns and other people-killing devices. The most disturbing part was when the old kung-fu master guy stroked his beard. And stroked his beard. And stroked his beard. I thought his beard was going to ejaculate.
So, how many ticket stubs would I give to watch this movie in a cinema again?
4 and a half - but they would be the broken shards of a Hattori Hanzo katana.
(http://movieticketstubs.cjb.net)
Review: This was a highly disturbing movie where lots of people die and there are swords and guns and other people-killing devices. The most disturbing part was when the old kung-fu master guy stroked his beard. And stroked his beard. And stroked his beard. I thought his beard was going to ejaculate.
So, how many ticket stubs would I give to watch this movie in a cinema again?
4 and a half - but they would be the broken shards of a Hattori Hanzo katana.
(http://movieticketstubs.cjb.net)
Thursday, April 22, 2004
Tech: Software Engineering for Internet Applications
whilst browsing PHPeverywhere one of my fav sites btw (i'm a PHP junkie). i stumbled over a great article. It linked to an interesting free online eBook by Philip Greenspun titled "Software Engineering for Internet Applications". If you code in PHP, Java Servletts, ASP or other such languages it is definetly worth a read.
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
.ah yes..
hmm indeed it has been semi-quiet abouts here for last day two hmm. i dont like sense today. hippies invade robs car was news of shockingness.
maybe this erm.. "shoulder massager" can cheer robbles up?
(clicky for bigger picture) tis the (in)famous hello kitty dildo maketed as a shoulder massager.. only US$48.. tis a bargain i say. can b purchased for your schoolgirls at http://www.jlist.com
maybe this erm.. "shoulder massager" can cheer robbles up?
(clicky for bigger picture) tis the (in)famous hello kitty dildo maketed as a shoulder massager.. only US$48.. tis a bargain i say. can b purchased for your schoolgirls at http://www.jlist.com
Monday, April 19, 2004
i know nothing...
except how to NOT do work when i'm supposed to be... but it looks like play...
so... no dice!
so... no dice!
Sunday, April 18, 2004
spam spam spam... and more spam!
A shame about your dog, Drej. Commiserations.
Click here to feel better...(NSFW)
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Friday, April 16, 2004
umm just a quick wierd link.. its a live feed of.. erm.. pigs actually..
and another while im at it how to make a USB turd
and another while im at it how to make a USB turd
things that dogs know
maybe these cartoons will cheer me up. 2 episodes from the story of a dog named "princess"
"A while back Shockwave asked Matt and Trey to make a couple of short animated flash films for them. Although the two had warned Shockwave that they would deliver a cartoon with no holds barred, Shockwave insisted on having them make it. So, they did! And Princess was the result. See why Shockwave never aired them...."
the Matt and Trey reffered to above are the creators of the series South Park, which im sure u know of.
*WARNING NOT SAFE FOR WORK*
Episode 1 - Princess Hears A Strange Noise
Episode 2 - Princess Meets Officer Friendly
"A while back Shockwave asked Matt and Trey to make a couple of short animated flash films for them. Although the two had warned Shockwave that they would deliver a cartoon with no holds barred, Shockwave insisted on having them make it. So, they did! And Princess was the result. See why Shockwave never aired them...."
the Matt and Trey reffered to above are the creators of the series South Park, which im sure u know of.
*WARNING NOT SAFE FOR WORK*
Episode 1 - Princess Hears A Strange Noise
Episode 2 - Princess Meets Officer Friendly
the end of a dynasty
well.. rexy is mauling on the great big bone in the sky. after 14 years of reign on the planet earth, his leadership, intellect and ability to destroy mice will be missed and feared for generations to come.
RIP rexy.. u were a mad woofie.
RIP rexy.. u were a mad woofie.
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
TECH: Simple tips on posting on blogspot
when you post and you..
want a link:
type some words first, then highlight the words, then clicky the little
image and put in the URL
the result should look like this on your screen
<a href="http://www.somesite.com">click here to get to somesite.com</a>
want a picture
make sure the picture is online.. and just put <img src=" and "> around it
the result should look like this
<img src="http://www.somesite.com/picture.jpg">
if you have any questions just put them in the comments for this post
want a link:
type some words first, then highlight the words, then clicky the little
image and put in the URL
the result should look like this on your screen
<a href="http://www.somesite.com">click here to get to somesite.com</a>
want a picture
make sure the picture is online.. and just put <img src=" and "> around it
the result should look like this
<img src="http://www.somesite.com/picture.jpg">
if you have any questions just put them in the comments for this post
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
hows some nice pleasant flash cartoons sound?
one of my favs Happy Tree Friends
i just ordered the double dvd box set. woo!
one of my favs Happy Tree Friends
i just ordered the double dvd box set. woo!
TECH: running windows + apache2 + ssl
probably one of the best windows + apache2 + ssl howtos on the net http://raibledesigns.com/tomcat/ssl-howto.html
it helped me no end
it helped me no end
added search
hmm ive added a search function to the page, thanks to google, no thanks to blogspot, erm except that google own blogger.com now.. err..
basically you will be able to search for stuff in the archives in a few days (hopefully) once the google bots rummage through the site.
in the meantime, here are my complaints about blogger so far:
there is no search - as a search function is one of the most basic things there are i find this stupid
there are no categories - umm.. would be nice.. honestly
everything else is fine.. seeing as its free ;)
basically you will be able to search for stuff in the archives in a few days (hopefully) once the google bots rummage through the site.
in the meantime, here are my complaints about blogger so far:
there is no search - as a search function is one of the most basic things there are i find this stupid
there are no categories - umm.. would be nice.. honestly
everything else is fine.. seeing as its free ;)
back from the doc
not that anyone cares, but i couldnt be bothered explaining the same story to every humon that i keep contact with. yes im that lazy.
got back from the docs re: my ac joint and he says everything is on track.. just one more week of this stupid sling and i am free! free i tell ye! Also i start physio tomorrow, which im sure will be fun & painful. but at least im on the road to recovery. ye-haw, time to do it again! I just hope i can drive my car soon, at least then i dont need to rely on public transport (grr) or damn autos.
got back from the docs re: my ac joint and he says everything is on track.. just one more week of this stupid sling and i am free! free i tell ye! Also i start physio tomorrow, which im sure will be fun & painful. but at least im on the road to recovery. ye-haw, time to do it again! I just hope i can drive my car soon, at least then i dont need to rely on public transport (grr) or damn autos.
BWAHAHAHA
it has come to my attention that Mr Robert is employee of the month. by zeus! it only seems fair that we "take the piss" (a great aussie term)
These individual quotes were reportedly taken fromactual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation Rob's performance report
(1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig."
(2) "His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity.'
(3) "I would not allow this employee to breed."
(4) "This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
(5) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
(6) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
(7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
(8) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
(9) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
(10) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
(11) "This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better."
(12) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
(13) "A gross ignoramus—144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
(14) "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
(15) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
(16) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
(17) "He's been working with glue too much."
(18) "He would argue with a signpost."
(19) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately detest him."
(20) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
(21) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
(22) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ..... he's the other one."
(23) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
(24) "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
(25) "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
(26) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
(27) "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
(28) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
(29) "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
(30) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."
(31) "It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."
(32) "One neuron short of a synapse."
(33) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled."
(34) "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
(35) "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
and last but not least.. a picture dear readers of robs happy face
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from
(1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig."
(2) "His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity.'
(3) "I would not allow this employee to breed."
(4) "This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
(5) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
(6) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
(7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
(8) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
(9) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
(10) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
(11) "This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better."
(12) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
(13) "A gross ignoramus—144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
(14) "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
(15) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
(16) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
(17) "He's been working with glue too much."
(18) "He would argue with a signpost."
(19) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately detest him."
(20) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
(21) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
(22) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ..... he's the other one."
(23) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
(24) "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
(25) "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
(26) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
(27) "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
(28) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
(29) "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
(30) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."
(31) "It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."
(32) "One neuron short of a synapse."
(33) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled."
(34) "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
(35) "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
and last but not least.. a picture dear readers of robs happy face
New URL
okay ive changed the URL to the blog. please dont kill me. We are now.. *drumroll*..
http://bodyless.blogspot.com/
old posts still exist which is madfun(tm)
http://bodyless.blogspot.com/
old posts still exist which is madfun(tm)
30-12
days till bally sagoo hits perth... the maddest brown man that ever hit the decks, this is tha man who brought bhangra to the masses... check it out wherever you are... www.desi.asn.au
Monday, April 12, 2004
ahh
so
this is how it works... akay... ive got lots of crazy patients
if i talk about em here do i get sued
this is how it works... akay... ive got lots of crazy patients
if i talk about em here do i get sued
musing
hmmm... a new blog to replace my old one??
monday night and im rotating back to psych tomorrow... hang on
monday night and im rotating back to psych tomorrow... hang on
hmm fun things to do!
well.. fun things to do on a bike.. (pic was taken about 5.5 weeks ago now).. but it was hella painful
maybe it would help if my last words weren't "woo im gonna kill myself!"
btw.. many many thanks to vic who took me to hospital and lent me his impressive collection of movies.. i find out what the doc says tomorrow woo
oh and since ive watched about oh say ~500 movies in the past 3 weeks.. look forward to some reviews
btw this post is now rexy approved! ah widdle rexy, my poor lil buddy is going to hav to b put down soon. long live oinky!
maybe it would help if my last words weren't "woo im gonna kill myself!"
btw.. many many thanks to vic who took me to hospital and lent me his impressive collection of movies.. i find out what the doc says tomorrow woo
oh and since ive watched about oh say ~500 movies in the past 3 weeks.. look forward to some reviews
btw this post is now rexy approved! ah widdle rexy, my poor lil buddy is going to hav to b put down soon. long live oinky!
*cough*
ahem.. just tested the site with a different browser (internet explorer) as i know most of you mindless sheep use. and would you believe it doesn't render the page the same as my beloved Mozilla Firefox NO! of course not.. after all MS are well known for their standards compliance.. *sigh* anyway, through some craftyness most browsers should display the site the same way. yaaay!
Lets start with something educational
Time to learn about Japan kiddies. i think this should be something on everyones curriculum at school. no more getting confused and awkward moments *phew*
hmm
well.. i think this template has hit the "good enuf" status..
and i know james is going to hate it. but moo to you
and i know james is going to hate it. but moo to you
Sunday, April 11, 2004
another random post of gibberish
ah well..
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well playing with templates
it seems that the default templates suck ass.. so im playing
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Thursday, April 08, 2004
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